Her actual name is Fatikhah, but she wanted to be called "Fatikong Bukan Anak Kingkong". So be it.
Fatikong is the type of girl you can't help getting mad at.
She sleeps in every class we attend (when i said "every class", it means "EVERY CLASS"). We (my friends and I) keep on nagging at her and she keeps on nodding. But few minutes later, she's in dreamland again.
Need more reason to get mad?
Fatikong often misuses her internet connection. She can stay up all night to do mosquito-knows-what. The most recent case: she is to do semiotic study of cin(T)a the movie. It's not yet done, but she's done downloading the schedule of World Cup 2010. >.<
Yup, she plays when she's supposed to work. We nag at her about that, too.
Surprisingly (and thankfully), she never gets mad back at us.
Okay, i have to admit that she's useful sometimes.
1. She won't be called "ppt queen" for no reason. I mean, she's got a complete collection of our lecturers' presentation slides! That's why she's the one I depend on if final exam is approaching. Not only me, I guess. Our classmates too. Can you imagine a total stranger came close, giving her his USB, and asking for her number? Well, he offered lunch too. Oh, what an opportunistic world.
2. She keeps me updated with latest news, both from college and showbiz. In fact, she is the first person to inform me about Ariel Peterporn (What? You call this useful?).
The funny thing is, Fatikong owns this laptop she calls "Soleha" (means "religious girl"). She named it that way cause it just stopped working when it's supposed to play inappropriate video. Ha!
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